Most of you are likely aware of the fact that the economic stimulus checks have started being paid out this week. What you are all probably unaware of is that our friend, Dan Pasque, is the one responsible for funding the stimulus. The Government’s money is tied up fighting wars and making sure gays can’t get married, so Dan volunteered to give every tax paying American $600 in order to stimulate our slowing economy. The President knew that only the richest of rich would be able to help support such an initiative…and that’s why W. has Dan on speed dial. Dan was happy to help the President, just like he would to help any of us. So he filled two large, clearly labeled burlap sacks with money from his vault and delivered it to the President personally. (Photo Credit: Dave "Dolo" Dolinshek)
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